Direct Quotes from that one place I Work

So... I have a job and at this job we have the wall of quotes.. which I think need to be posted they are kind of hilarious.  Or maybe it is just our work humor in dealing with the every day that we have to deal with every. day.

M: I can't get carpel-tunnel I already have bunions!!
Pt: I can't see the number without my eyes
M: I like a 18 year old... J: That is okay I like an anima character
I am in a really good mood.. then I come to work.
R: Elton John, He's gay!?
M: Gretchen
B: In high school my Mom always told me to wear my life jacket, when driving
J: Good.. because he made me want to nuc the whole planet
A: Don't you watch tv? You don't have to experience everything first hand
M: Grummy gills J: I know I would be too if I wore colored socks with white sneakers
B: The 80's were my playground
M: As long as your wheat doesn't attack my face
M: Nothing says I love you, like having a camera up your bum
B to M: It doesn't matter if their black or white. M: Who told you?!
C: Namesta.. K: is that jewish?

There are so many more.. but some shouldn't be listed on here.  Until next time.

Date 33

So this date was really really nice, we got sushi, {including free edamame and rum ice cream thing, so good} 
We talked alot he was so so nice.
He told me how impressed he was with my positivity regards of the things I had been through.. I was truly flattered by that.
Plus it helps he is 29, going to law school at ASU, tall, dark, and cute.
I would totally love to go out with him again.

Date 32

Frozen Yogurt.

Trading stories on:

Africa

Divorces

Marriage

Lots of Walking

Talking non.stop. for 6 hours

Then.. seeing each other everyday after that.

Yup.. 5 days and counting.

Funny story though...

He is a complete nerd, super smart, sarcastic, and likes to be right.

Me: Sassy pants, carefree spirit, super sarcastic.

Yet.. we just mesh.

Weird.