Thursday, June 28, 2012

Direct Quotes from that one place I Work

So... I have a job and at this job we have the wall of quotes.. which I think need to be posted they are kind of hilarious.  Or maybe it is just our work humor in dealing with the every day that we have to deal with every. day.

M: I can't get carpel-tunnel I already have bunions!!
Pt: I can't see the number without my eyes
M: I like a 18 year old... J: That is okay I like an anima character
I am in a really good mood.. then I come to work.
R: Elton John, He's gay!?
M: Gretchen
B: In high school my Mom always told me to wear my life jacket, when driving
J: Good.. because he made me want to nuc the whole planet
A: Don't you watch tv? You don't have to experience everything first hand
M: Grummy gills J: I know I would be too if I wore colored socks with white sneakers
B: The 80's were my playground
M: As long as your wheat doesn't attack my face
M: Nothing says I love you, like having a camera up your bum
B to M: It doesn't matter if their black or white. M: Who told you?!
C: Namesta.. K: is that jewish?

There are so many more.. but some shouldn't be listed on here.  Until next time.

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